yOU GUYS SUCK OKAY.
Well, I’m friends with my 23yr old brothers friends yeah? So whenever there is a party my brother invites me to go along with him~ and you know, my ex was there (lol I fuck my brothers friends wot OF IT~* REBELLIOUS GAL X0) and his friend Chris who I’ve always really fancied cause he’s a pile of unf ANY WAYS.
So we were playing beer pong and I was like all
and then he was like ~whispers~ if I win I get you tonight and then he secretly kissed my cheek
SO I WAS LIKE ALL
BUT THEN BY FATE I WON AND I WAS LIKE BWAHAHA FAGGOT
ANY WHO, later that night (after me being extremely drunk and attempting to play poker with them all) Carmen was like all I’M SO TIRED I WANNA GO HOME ;~; so then she drove Flynny (her boyfriend) Chris and me, and Chris and I were in the back and I texted him and was like “DTF?~” and he opened his phone and looked at me like
so then we got dropped off at his and it was so weird cause his brother lives with him and he was sleeping so we had to be like REALLY REALLY quiet, any ways we got into the door way and I was like TO THE BEDROOM~
so then he just threw me on the bed and took off his top straight away so I was like all
as we were ~getting to it~ his cat decided to jump onto the bed and I was just like
so we spent like half an hour just laughing rolling around half naked on his bed and we forgot what we were doing but then he was like ~DOMINATING BITCH~ so I was like
so yeah, like 45 minutes later I was like
and he’s like
but then you know what fucking happens?
…his fucking bed breaks.
and we were just like
but then we ended up in a pit of laughter like
but then he just didn’t give a shit so we just continued
SO THEN HE WAS LIKE
AND I WAS LIKE ALL
and just as he finishes, his brother walks in like
“What the fuck was that noise?”
and I’m laying underneath him, legs in the fucking air like
so then he just walked out. after that he drove me home, still drunk and omg lol I WILL NEVER LIVE THAT DOWN AKLJAKLSD.
There you go you anons, hope it was long enough for you xD